Hah, just randomly look at this thing, and it's been 666 days since i signed up for xanga. 

Does that tell you something?

     Welp, I've been thinkin about this long and hard.  And i've decided to stop writing in this thing.  It was fun, and i both gained and lost a bunch of friends with this thing.  But i think i've lost more than gained.  So, im tired of it, and immona move on.  I'll still leave the site up, if anybody wants to go back and read some of the crazy crap that's in it.  So, goodbye, farewell, and...

Well i spent that the last week in Myrtle Beach, which is always fun, i don't care who you are.  I guess ill tell you about each days events, ill try to keep it short.

Sat. I spent the whole day js layin out, watchin some BET and stuff, since i don't even get basic cable anymore.  It was pretty fun, watched a lot of new movies and videos.

Sun.  Went out to this restaurant called Dicks, if your ever in Myrtle, you should go there, the waiters will make fun of you and stuff, but if your easily hurt, or tempured, don't go, you might cry or somethin, and then they'll make fun of you more, trust me, i know.

Mon.  Got really sick, was throwin up and everything had to stay in bed most of the time, pretty gay, but this really hot attendant cared for me.  So it wasn't as bad as it could've been.

Tues.  felt a lil better, went out on the balcony to get some air.  Below me i saw some kid playin with his laser pointer, pointing it at people, so i start following the last, entertaining myself, when all of a sudden i felt somethin comin up my stomach, and i throw up all over the balcony right onto the kids head.  The kid looks up at me, he looks about 13 so i ain't really worried about it, and he disappears.  About 30 mins later, my doors getting pounded on, so my aunt answers it.  And right soon as she does the big as like 250 pound muscular guy plows thru and knocks my aunt unconcious(sp.)  I turn around and see the lil kid standing right beside him, covered in my breakfast, who says, "that the guy" and immediatly the big dude charges at me.  Now, im sick, but im not stupid so i js get out the way, and the guy flips right over the rail.  The guy grabs the rail and js starts yellin help.  I try to help him, but im so sick and the dude soooo heavy, that i js drop him, and he falls, 8 stories down, to his death.  It was pretty sick, after i saw it, i threw up again.

Hmmm, what day am i on?  Oh yes, Wed.  Morning, im not even up yet, when my door gets knocked down on top of me and 5 guys electrocute me, beat me until i roll over on the ground, and then drag me down to their police cars.  I still didn't really know what was goin on, until i was thrown into some police room and interrogated  for killing some 32 year old guy.  When i told them i had no idea what they were talkin about, they beaned me in the face with a shoe, flashlight, chair, anything they could find.   Evidently, half the resort saw me push the guy over the balcony and to his death.  I tried to tell them what really happened, but they wouldn't hear a word of it.  They threw me in jail till they figured out what to do with me.

Thurs.  I'm stuck in solitary, and i start to lose my mind, i don't know what comes over me, but i rip open my pillow, and stick the cotton up my ass pretty soon, the cotton swells up, and my ass gets blocked up.  I was sent to the hospital, and had to get my colon fixed somehow.  I don't know how they did it.  But another good thing is, i was charged as criminally insane in court.  So, i didnt go to jail.  But i gotta hang out with these guys for a while.  And this one guy keeps picking my nose.  Its, pretty clean now if anybody wants to see.

So that was my week at Myrtle.  Pretty interesting if i do say so myself.  Whoops gotta go take my pills and hit on the nurse.

So, i've been trying to keep busy, so i won't have to think about what happened.  Everything has been going pretty good.  I went to the movies the other day, and watched this movie, "Guess Who."  The movie was pretty good, but the these loud ass girls started laughing, smacking, and talking louder than the movie was.  A bunch of people asked them to be quiet, and finally they were like, "if one more person says shush to us, were gonna raise hell in here."  Well, I took this oppurtunity to do my worst. 

I got up, stood in front of them and said, "will you too shut the fuck up?" and i thought it was over, cuz everything went silent, and they stood still.  So as i started to head back to my seat, all of a sudden i hear, "oh no he didn't."  and as i turn around, i get mauled by 5 different girls.  Now i'm not one to fight women, but i was scared for my life, I try to fight them off, and it was pretty easy going, until this huge ass like 300 pound chick steps out of the isle. 

The five girls start to hold me down as the chick comes over to me.  I was terrified of what was going to happen.  I thought she was gonna throw me around the room.  But i was wrong, what happend was even worse.  The hoe actually sat on my head, and let out this huge shart.  As soon as i knew what was happening, i held my breath, and tried to squirm out of there.  But I couldn't get out from under her and the other chicks kept pounding my stomach.  Soon, i had to get air, and as soon as i breathed in, i fainted.

When i woke up, i coudn't see anything, and it smelled like old dead meat all around me.  I panicked and started squirming around.  Soon I found i was in a big dumpster, and i got out.  I had no idea where i was, so i js walked around.  After a while, the cops told me i was in Burlington, and took me back home.  So here i am now, i took about an hour long shower, and i still couldn't get that smell off me.  Well, immona go see if a tomato bath will work, cya.

K so i spent the last week in virginia, the state of lovers or whatever, and it was... interesting to say the least. 

So the first couple of days was pretty boring, all i did was sit in the resort wit my grandma and my great aunt.  You can all imagine how fun that was, they were playin some jigsaw puzzle the whole time.

By the third day, i couldn't stand it anymore.  So i took the car out and drove around.  Not a whole lot to see really, a bunch of malls and historical sites.  So i decide to go in one, and this fine ass chick is at the cashier.  So i get some really expensive shades and try to impress her by buying them with the money i took from my grandma.  I start flirtin with her and all and she digs me.  So after a while there's a long line so i havta leave. 

Later that day i come back and start talkin to her again.  I convince her to come with me to my place, and when we get back, my grand-relatives are still sittin there, playin wit the jigsaw puzzle, i don't think they really even noticed me. 

So i take the chick to my room and we start feelin around.  So i feel down there and notice somethin that wasn't supposed to be there.  I quickly pull out my hand and ask her what that was.  Her soft caressing voice quickly changes to a ruff deep voice as he explains he's a cross dresser.  I jump off the bed and try to run as he grabs me and pulls me back.  Bitch is strong as hell!!  I scream as loud as i can.  But i know my folks couldn't hear me. 

The dude throws me face down on the bed and starts ass fuckin me rougher than i've ever had b4.  The pain is so horrible that i faint in the middle.  When i wake up, its the end of the week and im in a bed soaked with blood.  My great aunt comes in the room and asks "are you ready to go?  We're goin back home in about 30 minutes dear."  And leaves.

So now im home, i gotta wear a diaper for a while.  I think that dude stole my phone too, so i have no way to communicate with anybody for a while.  It really sucks.  Well, I gotta go change my diaper.  Talk to you guys later.